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Age of Dinosaurs (2013) Sinopsis:
Directed by Joseph J. Lawson. With Treat Williams, Ronny Cox, Jillian Rose Reed, Joshua Michael Allen. Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs. But when the creatures escape their museum exhibit and terrorize Los Angeles, a former firefighter must rescue his teenage daughter from the chaos brought on by the Age of Dinosaurs.
Cast overview, first billed only: Treat Williams ... Gabe Jacobs Ronny Cox ... Justin Jillian Rose Reed ... Jade Jacobs Joshua Michael Allen ... Craig Carson Max Aria ... Leo Karst Johannes Goetz ... Hans Julia Paul ... Leanna Arthur Richardson ... Sgt. Mike Jose Rosete ... Doug Laura Tuny ... Kim Evans Roani Whent ... Nile Joe Bohn ... News Pilot Kelly Dolan ... Technican Rosario (as Kelly V. Dolan) Kameshia Duncan ... Reporter Eric Geller ... Helicopter Pilot
Description of Age of Dinosaurs (2013):
Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs. But when the creatures escape their museum exhibit and terrorize Los Angeles, a former firefighter must rescue his teenage daughter from the chaos brought on by the Age of Dinosaurs. Written byAnonymous
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User Review:
Sometimes, I'll go to great lengths to get you the skinny on the latest hot movies, or in this case, not so hot. That even includes Asylum films which have a reputation for throwing smallish sums of money at horrendous scripts then stepping back to see what happens. Their last two movies were extremely bad and of course, this is also bad but just not 'as' bad. To helm this debacle they settled on Joseph J. Lawson who I'm sure we all remember from his directorial debut Nazis at the Center of the Earth. This unfortunate piece of nastiness isn't much better, however it did have a larger budget. The Director has an impressive amount of film titles for Visual Effects which is a huge surprise after seeing the poor effects that have gone into bringing the Dinosaurs to life because every single one of them were very bad indeed. It looked as if no one cared because realism wasn't the point, a fast buck was and the entire project suffered because of it.Spielberg would be spinning in is Director Chair if he saw this shameful rip-off of Jurassic Park as scene after scene was a clear 'Copy/Paste' effort without it ever coming close to working in any way. At times it felt like a parody of the $400 million grossing blockbuster it was trying to emulate but it was never going to work, but it was clearly never Asylums intention.To give some star power to Age of Dinosaurs they signed on Treat Williams and TV Movie king Ronny Cox and both sailed through with ease and another stinker to add to the old resume but to add a feminine touch we had the talented Jillian Rose Reed who is still young enough to actually consider even taking on these kind of roles without it killing her career. The acting was pretty much solid with the only exceptions being a couple of bit players but it's to be expected in a low budget movie. The rest of the film was just plain bad, with CGI and Editing being the worst offenders but Continuity was an extremely close second. The Dino's were garbage to look at, the movement was laughable and had the look of a high school project, I mean, it's been twenty years since Jurassic Park but this looked like effects from 'thirty' years ago.If you've seen Jurassic Park then you don't really need to watch a watered down parody of it, but if you still decide to see it, then you'll no doubt have a laugh at the silliness of it all. The biggest fans of Asylum movies are the people who have tiny parts in them and their family members but I also think there might be a small subculture who enjoy 'B' movies of this sort and if so, enjoy. Sadly, I'm not a fan of Asylum and found it tedious sitting through the film in it's entirety but occasionally, we have to take one for the team, but fear not readers, the wound should be healed in time for the next review so until then, keep an eye out for the anything by Asylum.Not RecommendedScore: 3/10∞ Another 'Ðear Boss' Letter by N∆√ ∞
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